Jessica

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Name: Jessica Dennis
Date registered: 11/30/-0001

Latest posts

  1. Being Nice is Stupid: A Lesson Learned from My Cat — 2/9/2009
  2. Upgrade — 2/3/2009
  3. Products — 9/29/2008
  4. Drives me crazy — 6/2/2008
  5. Not very much fun at all — 5/9/2008

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Oct 11 2005

That bitch took my latte!

I hope she's deathly allergic to anything but 2% milk with two shots of vanilla, because she took my normal one-shot latte while I was waiting. Like, just for her, they made her stupid special-order latte first, screwing over the whole line of peope who came before her (and she was at least four drinks …

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Oct 04 2005

And this is the part where I slam my head against the wall

But my wall is made of cubicle, so it's primarily a symbolic gesture--anyway-- So, at my place of employ, lately I've been tapped to do a little writing. The problem is that my writing is passed through another person's hands, where it gets butchered and stupid-ified, with the grammar and syntax mangled to the point …

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Sep 08 2005

Helpdesk

"Email sends but never arrives to who she is sending too." That's a hell of a sentence right there.

Aug 31 2005

Get over yourself

Cindy Sheehan had a son, and he died. Very sad. He was in the military, so his dying wasn't as surprising as the death of your average 25-year-old, well, except to his mom. I mean, yeah, it sucks that there are still soldiers in Iraq, and that they are still dying, but guess what? He …

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Aug 25 2005

On asking why

I work in tech support, and very often people will ask me why something happened---why did my hard drive fail, why did I lose all my data, why did the motherboard go bad. Usually I can't answer those questions---or I can, but the answer is "because it did." Because bad things happen. People always ask …

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