Jessica

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Name: Jessica Dennis
Date registered: 11/30/-0001

Latest posts

  1. Being Nice is Stupid: A Lesson Learned from My Cat — 2/9/2009
  2. Upgrade — 2/3/2009
  3. Products — 9/29/2008
  4. Drives me crazy — 6/2/2008
  5. Not very much fun at all — 5/9/2008

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Feb 23 2006

Disgraceful

I go to the gym from time to time, since just paying is not sufficient, and they have a few tvs near the cardio equipment. If you tune a radio to particular stations, you can hear the sound, otherwise, they have the closed captioning on. Which is where the disgrace part comes in. If I …

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Feb 21 2006

It's not that I particularly like sharks

I was reading a Fark thread (I know, stupid stupid stupid) and someone in it mentioned that sharks don't get cancer. Which sounded rather improbable, and indeed, sharks do get cancer. But anyway. Because people were, for so long, under the impression that sharks do not get cancer, shark cartilage became a fringe anti-cancer supplement. …

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Feb 02 2006

Moron

So there's this guy in Louisiana who is suing Apple because it may have damaged his hearing; he isn't sure, but he's suing anyway because the device could, potentially, do so. Except--no it couldn't. Just like only you have the power to prevent forest fires, only you have the power to turn your iPod up …

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Feb 01 2006

What's that smell?

Oh God. Okay. So. I came home last night from an extra-long gym session. I came in the front door, as I usually do, since it seems so lazy and wasteful (but of what I cannot say) to open the garage door just so I can walk in the house, since I park on the …

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Dec 04 2005

Toothwatch day three

Regarding Julianna's comment on the previous post, my actual dentist didn't tell me that, about the straw-drinking. Fortunately I'm a hypochondriac, so I googled the crap out of it before and after, and discovered that I should avoid straws that way--or else I would certainly have dislodged my clots by now. Although, that would mean …

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