Feb 28 2007
You may think that your favorite Girl Scout Cookie is the Thin Mint, but I am here to tell you that you only think this because you have never tried the Lemonades--they're shortbread cookies dipped in lemon, and they are the most delicious cookie I've ever had. I could easily have eaten the whole box …
Feb 21 2007
Does everyone have This Guy at work? The guy who has to tell you every. single. fucking. detail. of everything he does? Live! In real time! Because it's infuriating. It's one thing if you ask for my help with an issue--I have no problem rendering assistance if I'm not busy with anything else--but of course, …
Feb 10 2007
Last night the weirdest thing happened to me--I was mostly asleep in the bed, and all of a sudden I was awake and the bed seemed to be vibrating. I thought maybe it was a really small earthquake, but it didn't really seem like one, and it seemed to stop when I picked up my …
Dec 27 2006
Eeew eew eew eew. Ok, so Hawaii, where I am right now, has some of the nation's biggest, meanest, scariest cockroaches. In the South they call them Palmetto bugs--the enormous ones that fly, and are almost too big to squish. Shudder. So there was one of those in my room just now, a giant one, …
Nov 09 2006
I have a new car, about which I will post later, when I have some pictures (taken with the world's crappiest digital camera, as we have yet to replace the cameras that were stolen). So. Slimfast from a can. Dear God, it can be horrible. How can they call this flavor chocolate? How does adding …
