Jul 15 2004
Kittens are really cute. This does not mean that we will automatically adopt all cute little kittens spawned by the evil strays (see the prisoners). So when our grotesquely fat white-trash neighbors offered us one, which she found when, in a rare break from screaming at her variously complected children, she was cleaning out her …
Jul 02 2004
Back in May I bought a brand new Frigidaire, for what I thought was a really great price. It has 26 cubic feet of storage, and filtered water and ice (crushed and cubed.. well, more on that later). I got one new, in box, not even the floor model or anything, although it was on …
Jun 30 2004
Thus, I will blog about kittens. Can one use blog as a verb? Possibly my English degree will make it ok for me, if no one else, since I can wave my fancy degree (it really is fancy, too, I framed it and everything) in a prospective critic's face. Unless he happens to have a …
