Jul 07 2005
From MSNBC: "This is all so incomprehensible," said Steve Groene, who had a new tattoo on his arm saying "In Loving Memory Slade Vincent 13" in honor of son Slade, 13, who was killed at the rural home near here where Shasta lived with her mother, two of her brothers and her mother's boyfriend. "It …
Jun 28 2005
...the sound of a coworker snoring in the next cube over. I may slack off some occasionally, but jesus, I never go to sleep in my cube.
Jun 28 2005
So that dead WalMart guy, I was reading, supported school vouchers for poor people to send their children to private schools, and advocated that the government do the same. Which is nice. Those Walton kids are generally regarded as evil, but this guy doesn't sound so bad. He wanted poor kids to be able to …
Jun 22 2005
So, those round-y car windshield sun shade thingies? The theory is you unfurl it, leave, return to car, re-furl it, and drive on your merry, slightly cooler way. But the theory was pulled out of someone's ass, because those things don't re-furl, ever. Grasp the corners, bring them together, with a slight twisting motion, the …
Jun 22 2005
Wouldn't it be fun to, like, teach kids the wrong words for stuff? I wonder how hard it would be. This isn't something I'd want to do to my own kids, if I ever had any, but imagine the possibilities with other people's kids. Also, I'd teach them that left and right are the opposite …
