What the hell is that sound?

3:25 AM: *bang* whooooooooooooooo

Jessica and me, in bed: What in the FUCK?

We sat up in bed, waiting a couple minutes while the wailing voice of a woman continues. Then two more loud *bang* noises. They sounded like they somebody was actually hitting the wall of our bedroom. Now we're pretty freaked out. I stand up and put pants on, in preparation to go outside and check it out.

Jessica: "You can't go out there. OMFG I'm calling the cops"

Jessica called the cops, telling them that she thought our neighbor was getting the hell beat out of her. Within 5 minutes the Sheriff's department was on site. They heard the voice, no doubt, as soon as they arrived. Then, I hear the deputies from IN our backyard. They knock on our patio door. I turn on the light and go outside to find...

Our neighbor (50ish woman), TOPLESS, BABBLING INCOHERENTLY IN OUR BACKYARD AT 3:30 AM.

At this point there were 3 deputies in my back yard shining a flashlight on this poor woman. One said to me, with his eyes wide: "Dude, she was in your yard..."

This isn't even funny. I watched her get up and fall down, roll around on the ground as one deputy waited and the EMTs brought in a gurney to take her away. It was really sad. The Sheriff said there was a note on her door that said "Take your meds." Did she remember to take them? What is that? Why did she have to come into our yard?