Picture this: I'm driving toward my freeway entrance today and get stopped at the light just before it. I see a bicycle cop come up on the other side of the street, looking around, and then the unmistakable cacophony of multiple sirens blaring. "Geez, this sounds bad," I think. First up, coming toward me on the opposite side of the street, is a cop on a motorcycle, full sirens and lights. He pulls off to the side, and a firetruck with full sirens and lights overtakes him and continues. Just as they are passing me I see that the truck is pulling something.
It's a fucking sled with Santa Claus. Santa Claus shut down part of Mo Val and delayed me over 5 minutes.